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Anonymous asked:

hey Jess, uhm, I dunno how to say this without sounding like a whiney baby but I was wondering if you could put tags on those asks where you're getting fat hate. The way you're deflecting them is absolutely fantastic and I love it but as a fat woman myself, I haven't yet found the strength to brush that stuff off and everytime i see one of those asks it brings me back to times I've been publicly shamed for being the size I am. Tags would make it infinitely easier to avoid that.

sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw

Anonymous asked:

The first time I went to Jury Duty, we go to the part where the Judge asks each one of us if we have any biases that could make us impartial, and he gets to this white soccer mom with can I speak to your manger hair and asks her and she stands and says "um Well I believe only God can judge people!" and the Judge just looks at her and tells her that isn't a valid reason and so she replies "Oh, I also have a dentist's appointment!" and he sighs and tells her she can leave.

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jaxtellerhelps: “ tuckedshirts: “ pretendersrpa: “ slippingintoacomabored: “ traumacomplex: “ no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited. ” and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love...
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traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

pretendersrpa

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

tuckedshirts

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

jaxtellerhelps

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

okay but like apply this to newt and herm okay stick with me here thats why newton has a bunch of tattoos its to cover up all the red tally marks and scars over his body because he falls in love too easily and always gets burned in the end and one day maybe he gets a black tally and he has no idea who it is because hes in love with so many people and hermann only has one tally and its for newt and what if one day hermann is laying next to newt and newt is shirtless ans hermann gets a closer look at all his tattoos and he sees all t and he asks newt about it and newt is like 'i fall in love too easy so i got all these tattoos so no one can see them because its pathetic' and hes really insecure about them oh man i made myself sad
thekijs
kaijuno

Been getting a lot of asks about “NASA finding a parallel universe” or whatever and let me break it down.

It’s 90% sensationalism. ANITA, a detector in Antarctica has recently picked up some strange signals. The signals indicate that a very high energy particle (the neutrino) had passed through the earth without interacting with anything, something unexpected of a high energy particle.

So, here come the weird ideas. Scientists try to come up with ways of modifying our understanding of physics to make these detections more plausible. SOME of these require bizarre beyond the standard model ideas, like the one in the news. However there are much more likely answers, such as a common function of how physics normally works (won’t go into details here, but here’s a paper on it https://arxiv.org/abs/2001.01737) or simply a systematic explanation, like the signals bouncing off weird features in the ice and distorting the signal. Here’s another article: https://link.aps.org/doi/10.1103/PhysRevLett.123.091102

A search for IceCube events in the direction of ANITA neutrino candidates
During the first three flights of the Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna (ANITA) experiment, the collaboration detected several neutrino
arXiv.org
Coherent Transition Radiation from the Geomagnetically Induced Current in Cosmic-Ray Air Showers: Implications for the Anomalous Events Obse
We show that coherent transition radiation from the electrically neutral transverse geomagnetic current (CTR-GM) in a cosmic-ray air shower
Physical Review Letters

Conclusion? The news relies on article clicks and outrageous claims get those clicks.

thekijs

It’s sort of like finding a $50 bill on the street. That’s weird, and not normal for $50 bills - they’re valuable and people tend to keep them close, or safely stored. 

One *possible* explanation is that millionaire superhero Wruce Bayne is going around in a flying fox costume at night, stealthily planting the bills to help out the less fortunate. That *could* explain what’s going on. This is the ‘alternate universe where time moves backwards’ version of events.

OR... a freak accident occurred and it fell out of someone’s pocket and wasn’t seen until you came along. Unlikely, unintended, and relies on an accident and a lot of luck. It’s much less elegant and not something you can really test or repeat easily because the circumstances are so rare. But we all know that’s almost certainly what basically happened, even if the *exact* series of events aren’t known. This is the ‘I dunno man, the detector is weird some times and we don’t know everything yet’ version of events, and it’s a lot less fun, and produces way fewer clicks.

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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)

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gritty transends borders and languages

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C’EST QUOI GRITTY

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Caption and English translation

Le Monde, a French newspaper, article from November 8th, 2020.

Title reads “your questions [about the US election]” A subscriber asks “What is Gritty?”. The response is as follows. 

Goodevening,

If you are asking this question, you have probably heard about this furry orange ball which is none other than the Philidelphia Fliers NHL mascot, Gritty. Like the author of this article explains, Gritty has become a symbol of anti-fascism on social media and in protests against the Trump administration. Many people in Philidelphia (where the election results have just come out in favor of Joe Biden) have donned makeup in Gritty’s likeness to show support for Biden.

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