27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I live in Michigan and it’s been like 85 and humid for the past week and I’m gonna fucking snap
in michigan it snowed for 2 months straight.. shut up
I’ve picked who I’m going to kill
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#with my bare hands
Sixty-nine years ago, on June 8, 1953, Michigan experienced the deadliest tornado in state history. The tornado resulted in 116 fatalities and 844 injuries
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
I’m Scottish, Irish, and Welsh. The trifecta of fuck england. The royals fear me and I will defeat them in battle with my bare hands and turn buckingham palace into a gay bar
I know Flint, Michigan is a fucking godawful place to be from with the crime and the job desecration and the water but if ANYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET that’s not from here talks about how Flint sucks I will fucking OBLIVIATE THEM from the surface of the Earth. You are NOT allowed to talk about how shitty Flint is unless you’ve grown up here. Or else I will kill you with my bare hands.
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
