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i love the sounds ferrets make <3
!!! they’re playing!! and skittering!! im really proud of them, i hope theyre having a good time!!!!!
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
‘They are just a loose sacks of meat and kleptomania’
My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
Rescue Kitten Adopted By 5 Ferrets Thinks It’s A Ferret Too
Well ferrets are basically a cross between a cat and a friendly snake… so not a big reach there. :)
Friendly snakes 💕💕💕
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
Something outside scared the shit out of the cats so we all went and stood on the porch and we heard a bunch rustling along the edge of the property. So I was like “I’m gonna go get a flashlight.” so we all went and I grabbed our baton flashlight and no one else wanted to go with me so I was like “ok whatever”. So I went and checked the property line which is like a fence with ivy and trees growing around it and I kept hearing rustling but when I would crawl towards it, whatever it was would retreat back. I never got a look at what it was but judging the amount of rustling it was something small like a raccoon or a possum so I went back in and was like “idk probably a raccoon” and my mom was like “Thank u for being brave enough to go check it out!!” and I said “Mom it’s not being brave if u already want to die”
verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:
I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao
There’s an open air pet store in my town and so like at least once a week I’ll go in and hold the buns and the ferrets and pet the lizards and birbs and I think the staff is getting suspicious
