gets kissed by a girl then immediately explodes
I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
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I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
Pokemon Proleterian/Bourgeois
Pokemon Mensch/Ubermensch
pokemon skate/die
actual ad from when Subaru was marketing directly to lesbians in the 90s
yes! here’s an article about subaru marketing directly to lesbians
This search for niche groups led Subaru to the 3rd rail of marketing: They discovered that lesbians loved their cars. Lesbians liked their dependability and size, and even the name “Subaru.” They were four times more likely than the average consumer to buy a Subaru. […] Subaru decided to launch an ad campaign focused on lesbian customers. It was such an unusual decision—and such a success—that it pushed gay and lesbian advertising from the fringes to the mainstream.
If you’ve ever wondered why people joke about lesbians driving Subarus, the reason is not just that lesbians like Subarus. It’s that Subaru cultivated its image as a car for lesbians—and did so at a time when few companies would embrace or even acknowledge their gay customers.
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
Pokemon Cells At Work
Man, I love glitch Pokemon
Precious gibberish children
Another notable glitch Pokemon is named

She (?) looks like this

and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.
When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)
I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever
If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity

Singing lesbian glitch
Turns out, if you synchronize the two different Postmodern Jukebox recordings of Radiohead’s “Creep” you get a gorgeous duet between two anxious and self-conscious lesbians
This is beautiful. #sharegoodmusic
<3 I hope these sad lesbians get to be together <3
so apparently, monocles became a popular fashion accessory amongst lesbians in the early 20th century. there was even a lesbian bar in Paris in the 1920s named Le Monocle.
#bringbacklesbianmonocles2k16
have some pics. le monocle was a wild, wild ride.


I am VERY into this
Vintage lesbians are my fave
I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font
this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd

You know those Overwatch girls? Lesbians. They’re all lesbians. All of them. I’m glad we had this talk.
Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”
i threw a rat at a god
The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.
What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”
what is a king to a god
what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse