straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing
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on their anniversary.
and he still posted it????
Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.
shut up straightie
Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!
straight people are bad
Can you tell me why?
being straight is unnatural
PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD
WHAT!?
THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD
being straight is a sin
You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.
no i’m serious
I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.
it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets
I’m going to argue against this in two parts.
- I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)
- SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?
“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.
that’s fake, actually



Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.
they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat
straight culture is freaking the fuck out at being slightly made fun of and doing the absolute most to prove they’re right
This post is smooth in all directions.
smooth like a shark
Goat gives it all it’s got
goat: mwaahh
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
dude: yeaaah
Story is wild
Little girl was part of a county fair agro-educational program where they raise an animal for a few months and at the end it’s slaughtered. Supposed to teach them about the economics of farming and stuff.
But the little girl loved her goat so much she was crying on the day her goat was supposed to be taken away, so her mom sent the county fair people an email saying “I’ll pay for the goat and any expenses. We’ve had several deaths in the family in the past year, I don’t wanna take away one more thing my little girl loves.” Technically the goat had already been sold at auction, so the mom was on the hook for about $1000, only about $70 of which would have been profit for the county fair.
The county fair people were irate and got law enforcement involved, over this “breach of contract”. They literally got a fucking judge to sign a search warrant, authorizing them to go to this little girl’s house and search every room and every cabinet or box “large enough to contain a small goat”. The sheriff’s deputies seized the goat, and whoever they gave it to immediately slaughtered it, though they were supposed to wait until some kind of agreement had been worked out.
In the county fair’s initial email correspondence with the girl’s mother, they made it clear that they were pissed off because the story of the little girl who loved her goat was circulating on social media making them look bad, and they felt the girl needed to be taught a lesson about keeping your promises or whatever. So they refused the mother’s offer to pay for it, and insisted they get the goat. Even if it meant sending the fucking cops into her house lmao.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair
Goat gives it all it’s got
goat: mwaahh
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
dude: yeaaah
this is so important
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Gamers talking about pc specs
me saying hi! with my keyboard
This is a wretched form of code. I will reward you
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Good post OP
the best fucking post op
thank you op
my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is
Is Minecraft VR unhealthy or is this guy a dumbass?
yes
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it
He Contemplates the Flat Apple
This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience








