everyone: delete tumblr
me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol
me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
everyone: delete tumblr
me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol
me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
55 days remain
But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?
eeby deeby wasnt that funny but this post will come back to one hit kill me im sure bc i think i have an eeby deeby meme in my queue and im too lazy to hunt it down and delete it
fucking got u losers my april fools day joke was to color invert my icon
fucking got u loser tumblr mobile sucks shit and doesn’t automatically delete the cache so I still saw your old icon

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Anonymous asked:
Lmao and a lot of the times I delete the asks that can be answered with a simple google search
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I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she approached him to confront him about it, and HER OWN security team kind of escorted her away from him. Then the club management came up to him and told him to delete the pictures, so HE left. Like, this is in his own words, because for some reason he thinks this story makes the young woman being photographed without her consent look bad.
In conclusion, the media needs to leave Malia the fuck alone. She’s taking a gap year before going to fucking Harvard, she can party as hard as she damn well pleases.
