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lorlocks

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

marinebiologyshitposts

and if we did?

marinebiologyshitposts

they did they did they did I meant and if they did

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ndiecity

how do you get all the way through marine biology college or whatever and not realize the “sharks are smooth” guy is doing a bit

moxperidot

it’s because he isn’t doing a bit sharks are just smooth

giygas-bandicoot

Because the perpetually snobby college kids who think they’re smarter than the average “peon” assume that everyone is so below them that if you keep pretending you’re right and smarter than them even if it’s obvious you’re messing with them they won’t ever back down until they PROVE how smart they are

izandai

Or maybe it’s not that fucking deep and these people just see someone spreading false information and they want to correct it because that’s what you fucking do if you care about the stability of society and no I don’t care that what texture shark skin is doesn’t matter to almost anyone’s day-to-day life it’s the PRINCIPLE of the thing goddammit you don’t just fucking go around telling lies you just DON’T and if you say something wrong and someone corrects you you just ACCEPT it you don’t fucking make it into a whole fucking THING like an ASSHOLE where you get thousands of people to root for you for repeatedly insisting on something that’s just plain fucking false what the fuck is WRONG with you people why do you hate truth so much I’m fucking sick of it

trans-mom trans-mom

Youre right, sharks are smooth guy is right and he was trying to help all the people spreading misinformation know the truth.

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cmder

you get a virus from a marine biology website and it replaces all the text in the documents on your computer with this

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historieofbeafts

It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.

Seals come in two forms:

Buff

& Triangular

Walruses are horrifying

But whales are worse

Fish can have human faces

but not always where you’d expect

As for the rest

… it’s probably better left alone.

[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]

verdantwinter

Can you imagine thinking animals actually looked like this? Like I know there’s stylization here, but if I was an uneducated peasant in 1550 who saw these I might be religious too.

astergenius

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androdragynous

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

angeryspice

pussypisces

roxyspamcake asked:

Hi I'm a reporter with the Daily Rag, how does it feel to be represented over and over again as a mollusk in a dress?

I love it

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo