“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

• The completely gratuitous "if you see blue, that means it's bulletproof"
• Backyard has no visible dock but everyone in the area has boats.
• There's a pool literally two steps from the sea?
• Can't see a way to get onto the deck up top
• Why is the entire seaside window view bulletproof. So much glass. That's custom-shaped glass. Custom, Curved, 12ft × 6ft bulletproof glass. Do you have any idea how expensive that is? This was not a purchase made on a whim. That's like $200K to $1M worth of glass. The price of the house is almost doubled due to the glass.
• Why is it bulletproof. are you expecting someone to shoot at you? What the fuck
• Front door glass is not bulletproof. You could smash through the window and open the door from the inside.
• the dad is expecting a full-on aquatic assault of his home, but not from the road out front, which is more accessible.
• If you pay for that much security but you let your kid give a full house tour on social media and the rest of the house is unsecured, then it's reasonable to expect the threat is coming from the ocean only

Conclusion: aquatic animals really fucking hate her dad

Update; his contact information in her phone is "daddy warbucks"