A guest looking at the timber rattlesnake in the reptile exhibit: Do the snakes have names?
Me: (Launches into my speech about how No, they don’t even though the nonvenomous snakes do, because they’re wild animals and dangerous to handle. The reptile keeper is wary of over-familiarity becoming carelessness, so we don’t give them names as a mark of respect and a reminder of caution.) You can call them anything you want though!
Guest: Oh… That makes sense. I was going to say this one’s name should be Justin. You know, Justin Timbersnake?
Me: I am going into the reptile room this second and asking him to change the name policy
we get coral snakes a lot! theyre fucking superb because they have a folk rhyme to go with them (to distinguish from their harmless milksnake look a likes)
I love snakes so much
I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.
it’s been a long, hard road. but we’re finally here: i hit 1k last night!! thanks to everyone who promo’d me along the way. y’all are perfect lovelies.
i’m going to do a giveaway at some point but i simply don’t have the extra funds at the moment to do any sort of shipping. like, i have all of the products i want to give out (for the most part) but no money for shipping?? and i’d rather have that in hand before i make said giveaway so it doesn’t end and i’m just like “welp.”
regardless! this is something i promised i’d do so here we go. please don’t feel bad if you’re not on here, i appreciate every single person i follow and every single person who follows me. c:
ѕєνєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє ℓιкє∂ тσ ∂яαω ∂ι¢кѕ; ℓιƒє ιмιтαтє∂ αят, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ѕιχ {i don’t follow a whole lot of non-mutuals. i don’t follow a lot of people to begin with, actually, pfft. but most of my non-mutuals are artblogs, and i love them!}
ƒινє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє тяαρρє∂ ιη тнє ƒℓσσя; σηє яαη συт σƒ αιя, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒσυя {these are some mutuals that i am incredibly fond of. some of these people are so gr8 i cannot believe they actually follow me lmao..}
hes actually been doing this shit for years now. hes been running a "camp" since 2015. its $1k for 2 nights. if u dont wanna share a room w someone the "vip experience" is aboug $6500 and even a day pass is like $400. meet and greets cost about $900 and they wear surgical gloves. the fans are called "the echelon" and he constantly repeats the phrase "you wouldnt understand", so when theres any critcism against the band the fans are quick to come to their defense because they already have a them vs us mentality. and i believe in 2013 jared leto held a competition of some sort where the prize was sleeping in his bed. hes a creep and its definitely a cult
Inktober Day 02 “The Stanley Parable: The Narrator” End of the day sketcheroo. I felt like drawing my interpretation of what the narrator looks like, as well as my fave part of the game. #inktober #thestanleyparable #day02
I was doing this dramatic interpretation for a debate class. I had a 10-page one-man show called Zooman and the Sign, and I remember doing that in front of an audience. My parents came and I remember having a moment where I locked eyes with my mom and dad and I saw them see me have a transformative moment and it affected me in a way that was definitely cause for reflection. [It was] a moment where I felt like that there was something really special going on—the communication that I had with them that I’d never had just opened my eyes to the possibilities of what could happen in this art form.
Guys! I’ve only had this tumblr for two weeks and you’ve got me to 100 already! You’re all excessively wonderful and I love you all <333
Shout out to my main stain Nahla @justadoctorafraidtofly who got me to start this tumblr with her exceptional interpretation of Leonard, (she’s a goddess)
So to all my wonderful mutuals (in no particular order)
