My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
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I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
this and the neapolitan ice cream post are twins
The… Neapolitan ice cream post…?
here’s one i found on google images
hey wait a minute the manhorse looks familiar-
This post is like being kneed in the groin multiple times.
Please don’t forget about the Oreo video
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…oreo video?
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wow... yeah, you're really showing how much you hate capitalism by ... (checks notes) ... paying $10 for a fucking ice-cream...
idiot
they… they gentrified eating the rich
Fwiw, MSCHF is an art collective. They're the people who made Lil Naz X's Satan shoes, which is probably what they're best known for.
This is essentially an interactive art installation. They have an ice cream truck and they sold these ice creams, but it's not like a thing that will be a mass produced item... it was a 3 day event that's already over.
Like... look at the logo on the truck. It doesn't say "popsicle" lol. And they are purposely overpriced because they're trying to make a statement about how "eat the rich" has become a sort of virtue signaling among some so-called progressives. Gentrifying "eat the rich" is very accurate, but in this case, it's completely intentional. There's a ton of people capitalizing on "eat the rich" merchandise already, and MSCHF is trying to draw attention to it. People are literally out there capitalizing on socialism.
The collective has done some questionable things over the years, but like, they've also done a lot of cool things. In 2020, they found 3 Americans with huge amounts of medical debt, made paintings of their actual bills, sold the paintings for $78,000 USD, and then used that money to pay down the debt for those 3 people. It helped them, obviously, but the overall goal was to raise awareness about the impact of medical debt.
In 2021, they bought a robot dog from Boston Dynamics, mounted a paintball gun on it, and allowed people to use it to shoot the paintball gun, to show how these robot dogs could potentially be used by police.
@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened
if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken
this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth
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here’s the caption from twitter
lookatit it’s disgusting it’s like an
ice cream dispenserrRRrrRRrrRrrrrr
wow what bon iver song is this?
This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh
Chaotic good
Michigan ice cream ❤️
I know this is probably more serious but I like to imagine someone at the FTC was just pissed they couldn't get their ice cream at McDonald's
