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Gerard Keay looks like stewart from letterkenny i dont make the rules
funniest statements from the magnus archives in no particular order:
i’m super fond of the tax auditor who investigates a shop run by a gang of changeling creatures, notices the fake human in charge is acting weird but goes hey my nephew is autistic i get it no eye contact that’s cool no worries, and eventually concludes that whatever it is they’re doing in that shop it wasn’t tax fraud so it’s Not His Problem
jurgen leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner? goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner from the magnus archives is unfuckable!
@fakecrfan i think your fans will have something objectively awful to say about this and I *deeply* wish to see it
uh oh I Dearly Hope this doesn’t provoke the jurgenfuckers that follow me 👀
I appreciate you so much and this is my tribute to your very correct and valid opinions
Excuse me.
Avatars don’t necessarily embody the entities they serve. Mike Crew is a short king. Oliver Banks had all but Become long before he actually killed anyone. What avatars do is spread the fear of their patron.
So if Leitner is an avatar of the Whore, that tells us not that he personally fucks, but rather that he makes people afraid of fucking. Such as by, for example, being so unfuckable that once you’ve seen him, it ruins the concept of sex forever.
u/trizephyr on Reddit found one of the mag200 Easter eggs and it’s the coolest thing ever! Tap for better quality, but there’s a freakin WEB encoded into the audio.
[ID: a screenshot of the spectrogram from episode 200 of the magnus archives. There is a faint spiderweb design visible in the upper right corner that’s been embedded in the audio frequency. end ID]
