it’s my day off and my lovely coworker has been keeping me up to date on Roomba’s antics today.  to summarize:

Roomba and Pepe have broken up for now

Now Goldie is Roomba’s girlfriend. She keeps snuggling down determinedly into Goldie’s tail (the solely fluffy part of her since she’s in a lion cut right now) and refusing to move.  Goldie has no idea how to handle this.  She keeps trying to politely move, but Roomba keeps following her and smushing her face MORE into Goldie.

We’ve decided this means that Roomba has a definite type: dumb and fluffy.  She likes himbos and bimbos.  If a cat can think their way out of a paper bag, Roomba isn’t interested.