(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming
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New print in the shop!
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idk what to do with this information other than to share it
Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made
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ive been wanting to get a new phone but idk what to get. i currently have an iphone 8 and to be honest i hate apple so damn much, such a bullshit brand
idk i used to have lg phones they were p good. samsung sucks imo and definitely dont get a google phone. i stick with iphones now bc they’re the only phones i’ve ever had that dont break within a year and a half
my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”
I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say
I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.
Age groups:
Infants (0-1 year)
Toddlers (1-3 years)
Children (9-11 years)
Preteens (12-14 years)
Teenagers (15-19 years)
Young adults (20-35 years)
Middle age adults (36-59 years)
Old adults (60+)
Age groups according to tumblr:
Children (0-17 years)
Young adults (18-25 years)
Old adults (26+)
what happened to the 4-8 year olds?
So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it
I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant
i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
Idk what about this is funniest
The sensor sticker?
The hashtag?
Or Lil Nas X shooting his shot in the comments?
Isn’t this the dude who got his account on twitter suspended for pretending to be the CIA and saying just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him?
Yup! Jaboukie Young-White, he's a comedian who's currently a Correspondent on The Daily Show!
He also got banned on Twitter for pretending to be that gun lady who shit herself or something and then pretending to be the official Cats account and saying the movie would be updated to give them realistically accurate barbed penises.
Jaboukie is braver than any US Marine.
This king also recently got unverified for pretending to be CNN saying Biden wasn’t actually dead he was just getting good dick 😂
