(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
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(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it
I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant
i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)
my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”
I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say
Age groups:
Infants (0-1 year)
Toddlers (1-3 years)
Children (9-11 years)
Preteens (12-14 years)
Teenagers (15-19 years)
Young adults (20-35 years)
Middle age adults (36-59 years)
Old adults (60+)
Age groups according to tumblr:
Children (0-17 years)
Young adults (18-25 years)
Old adults (26+)
what happened to the 4-8 year olds?
Anonymous asked:
ive been wanting to get a new phone but idk what to get. i currently have an iphone 8 and to be honest i hate apple so damn much, such a bullshit brand
idk i used to have lg phones they were p good. samsung sucks imo and definitely dont get a google phone. i stick with iphones now bc they’re the only phones i’ve ever had that dont break within a year and a half
The End, by Alister Lockhart.
Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.
Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?
And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’
reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’
I personally would be trying to give the Great One flowers and chocolate, but I don’t fault others for watching to get a picture of something so glorious and terrible. 😍

These are photos taken by Robert Landsburg of the eruption of Mount St. Helens in 1980. He realized he would never get to safety in time, so he kept taking pictures of the ash cloud for as long as possible. Then he put the camera securely in his bag and lay down on top of it to protect it before being engulfed in the pyroclastic flow. When they found his body, the recovered the pictures were invaluable to geologists because no one had ever been able to document an eruption that close up before.
There are many more such photographs of unimaginable perspectives taken moments before death, only because of the compelling human desire to assert that we were here, this happened, this was real. It’s the most human desire there is - to reach out across time and space to connect with our fellow beings until our last breath.
That’s haunting
I fucking tear up every time I see this post because that’s it. That’s the essence of what it means to be human.
I was here. I explored. I saw this. Remember me.
Fuck
Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made