Also I was trying to buy Fresca for a drink recipe today and my local supermarket apparently no longer carries Fresca (it's been literal years since I've been in the soda aisle, idk) so I settled for "Squirt", a supposedly similar grapefruit flavored soda and now I can't stop thinking about him
TUMBLR AND OTHER CRINGE-THEMED COMMUNITIES
Somebody sent me his personal blog on here once and it was entirely porn gifs and his nudes in which he also looked like a steamed lobster. If you want to know what his dick looked like I would describe it as "large" and "strangely waxy"