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There are a lot of quotes flying around and small pieces of the story so here it is so in BRITNEYs own voice in her own words and she specifically asked for this to be made PUBLIC. She wants everyone to know the truth because she has not been allowed to have a voice.
"The conservatorship should have ended when I started working and making them money. I shouldn't be in a conservatorship when I'm providing them"
i found out that Britney Spears songs are used to scare off pirates in Somalia
“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens said. The music is blasted at extremely high volumes, with the speakers aimed directly at the pirates so the ship’s crew doesn’t have to deal with the ear-splitting tunes, according to the Mirror.
imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain
13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators
Damn these were simpler times
so lemme break this down
-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style
-our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death
-their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi
-beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers
-enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion
Kendall Jenner could never >_>
y’all are overlooking the most important part of this ad. all of this centers around Queen’s “We Will Rock You”, with Brian May and Roger Taylor even making a split second cameo (Roger’s even playing a little drum!!)
truly the collab of the century
it’s what the ancient romans would’ve wanted
no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018
only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018
me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts*
prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question
judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going
“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”
I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.
Audio please 🔉
this video is extremely high-tier comedy
# this rick roll has become so meta… we are all used to being rick rolled but then tumblr started reverse rick rolling us, making it to where we expect to be rick rolled but the song doesnt play and we find ourselves strangely disappointed, a reverse rick roll, but then this audio post comes on my dash and i think ‘this is another reverse rick roll’, so i click on it expecting anything but never gonna give you up to play, expecting disappointment, and then it plays., i’ve been rick rolled because i was expecting a reverse rick roll, making this a reverse rick roll rick roll, im losing my fucking mind, how much further can this go (via urie)
So I needed audio files of the 8 planets and Pluto for science reasons. Most of the planets emit flat, base-y, earth tone type sounds. Some have clicking sounds, but not out of the ordinary. Then… Then I get to the Saturn file. The noise Saturn makes can best be described as the distant screams of souls burning in hell. I’m serious. I’ve concluded that somewhere in the gaseous fogs of saturn is where Hell resides.
