his mouth says “hooray!” but his eyes say “if i stop smiling they’ll kill my whole family”

ok yall i live in texas and go to a small private school and last year in spring we went to dc as the high school trip and bc some of the parents at the school are big cruz donors we met him and went into his office and stuff. so the high school is about nine people and all of us are very, very liberal. i’m talking like gay hippie vegan liberal. so paul (bless his soul) just walks in to ted cruz’s office and just sits down in ted cruz’s chair. and cruz was making this exact face the whole time. he kept trying to make jokes about paul’s hair (paul has an afro) and they kept falling flat and cruz showed us his mural of ronald reagan and the whole time he was just staring at paul (who was completely oblivious that he had broken social norms) and making this fucking face. his hands were also very sweaty

tell paul im gonna have his number