I love being a observant sneaky little bastard and it’s funny at work when a coworker will come up to tell me some news or something and I just already know it bc I’ve overheard it from someone else earlier like when one of my coworkers got picked to be a supervisor he was all excited to tell me except I had heard about him being chosen BEFORE he even knew he was chosen and I was like “oh I heard that yesterday, welcome to the supervisor club” and he threw up his hands and was like “HOW???? THEY TOLD ME THIS MORNING????”
well ONE of us has to be
