saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"
artistic recreation
Did you really dream this or did you think of a cat boy confucius meme and wanted plausible deniability? 
Do you really think I would have reservations about exposing you weebs to something so cursed that I would need an excuse. Do you think I respect you that much