I crocheted a smaller goldfish❤️
These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!
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thoughts of a goldfish
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: nice rock
- goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
- goldfish: nice rock
Fun fact: These aren’t koi, they’re ordinary goldfish! A lot of people think that koi are just large outdoor goldfish, but they are actually separate species. However, like koi, goldfish can easily grow to tremendous sizes and live a long time, provided they’re given adequate space and nutrition.
So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years ago, it was a Thing.)
And of course some kids choked to death on live goldfish.
He didn’t believe me until he looked it up on his phone. And then he was just quiet for a minute and said “Ok maybe people have just always done dumb shit” and the glow of victory is going to carry me until lunch.
and I lied it was 1940 so sue me
what song are we gonna get trending when trump dies i feel like we need to figure this out now and be ready for it
Actually I’ve decided it’s gonna be Party in the USA. Easily recognizable. A bop. If it’s trending people will know why without even having to listen to the song. Republicans will be mad. It’s perfect.
Wasn’t there a post goin around a while ago where Britain got “ding dong the witch is dead” trending after one of their prime ministers died? If you’re picking up what I’m putting down
Yeah when Thatcher died Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead went to no. 2 in the UK
Gary + friends: the saga
Update: The amount of people commenting “I read these tweets as ‘gay & friend’” in the tags is truly amazing and I love you all bc same (!!!) …but some really are confused about what it says so I’m gonna add translations lol
1. hey man! it’s man’s best friend + boyega!
2. more of the same you really seemed to like the last one….
3. gary & friend
4. gary and friend!
5. gary with his 2 favorite new cool stalkers!
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
- rats
- mice
- gerbils
- hamsters
- miniature hamsters
- goldfish
- painted turtles
- parakeets
- parrots
- cats
- dogs
- pigs
- calfs
- crawdads
- ants
- frogs
- toads
- miniature horses
- salamanders
- bobcat, once
- tortoise, once
- deer
- elk
- moose
- buffalo
- gardener snake, as I was rehabbing it
Ever since I made that post about dissociation people have been up in my inbox describing their symptoms to me like I’m webMD or some shit except it’s almost all shit like “I had a headache once when I was 8 is that what dissociation is?” and “I stubbed my toe last week is that dissociation?” or “my goldfish died when I was 12 is that dissociation?” Like
Ever since I made that post about dissociation people have been up in my inbox describing their symptoms to me like I’m webMD or some shit except it’s almost all shit like “I had a headache once when I was 8 is that what dissociation is?” and “I stubbed my toe last week is that dissociation?” or “my goldfish died when I was 12 is that dissociation?” Like
