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oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing:
Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most SCPs are either Safe, Euclid, or Keter. A common misconception is that these describe how dangerous an object is, but that’s not it; object class is based on how easy they are to contain.
For example, a Safe object might be capable of causing apocalyptic damage, but if you put it in a box, it will stay in the box. (Though there are a lot of Safe SCPs that are genuinely harmless as well)
Put a Euclid object in a box and it will usually sit in the box and not make active attempts to escape, but might escape incidentally, due to inherent unpredictability (for example, many sapient SCPs are classified as Euclid even if they’re normally friendly, just because they have free will) or just because the Foundation doesn’t understand it well enough to give it a true safe containment.
Keter objects will actively try to leave the box, and are typically malicious about it as well. Alternatively, they require so much time and energy to contain that it’s nigh-impossible to effectively contain, or are extremely poorly understood.
Thaumiel is special, because.. it is the box. It’s the object class that the Foundation uses for SCPs that are used to contain other SCPs.
That being said: What the FUCK is Massachusetts protecting us from?
SCP foundation staff probably: okay NEW SPC it’s Sharon from accounting and she ate my fucking salad i was GOING to have for lunch
Anonymous asked:
🔫 Hello sir i am a researcher from the scp foundation- i mean a foreigner who is interested in your country, where can we- i find this state?
no
you think twitter drama is wack but i’m watching some crazy shit unfold right here on tungle dot hell about some person who claims to be an scp and ppl are criticizing them and some lady was defending the scp blog and was accused of running the scp blog and is going off about how she was doxed and how she could lose her kid over being accused of running an scp blog, allegedly
my favorite scp ever is scp 1171 and i just discovered them yesterday.
they live in a different dimension and can only communicate through writing on the constantly foggy windows of the house they inhabit. their name is beauremont. and they just. fucking hate humans. it’s so funny. and the best part is that they befriend someone in our dimension who works for the scp, not realizing that they’re human, and so that human is just sorta their roommate now because they’re the only one who doesn’t piss beauremont off. it’s so fucking funny.

My thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished
it’s been over a week and i still haven’t recovered from this absolutely fucking stellar addition to my post. this is literally so fucking funny.
i thought it could get funnier than the coke turning into a pepsi but then he shot the fucking dvd of willy wonka and i lost my mind
spitblaze asked:
iguanamouth answered:
“SCP-2014 identifies itself as “Zsar Magoth”, an extradimensional entity suspected to have been responsible for creating multiple cults and causing several crimes, such as murder, theft, and indecent exposure.“
and it talks like this:
“I gotta be honest, doc-o. Every rule has its exception. And the exception for me was skating, because in all my aeons I’ve never seen something so far out. I used to think you guys were all a bunch of flakes who I would gladly destroy once I became powerful enough. But now I know better.”
A GOOD ELDRITCH BEAST
Let it have its skateboard
my favorite scp is the one that isnt actually anything supernatural at all its just a bitter scientist’s attempt to show how this one guy keep leaving his dishes in the sink so often that its constantly filled with dirty dishes.
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its so fucking petty its just tickles me
Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff
Now THAT is a horror game
this is just how ikea is
im 90% sure there is an SCP almost exactly like this
I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

oh we’re off to a good start
These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.


Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????
ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it










