27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Most-SHOCKING Moments on Worst Cooks in America | The Food Network
Ok
Bad cooking shows bring me LIFE
The idea of crawfish in a mortar and pestle is so uniquely awful
Most-Horrifying Cooking Fails with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli | Worst Cooks In America
Most-Horrifying Cooking Fails with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli | Worst Cooks In America
The strangest mixture of abject hopelessness, utter rage, and unyielding laughter wash over me watching this.
It really is one of the most simultaneously depressing, uplifting, hilarious, and cringeworthy shows I've ever watched.
Okay I love watching Alex Guarnaschelli even more now.
“I’m gonna go home. And call some friends. To see if anybody will come over.. and just hold me.”
friendly reminder that ina garten, the host of barefoot contessa on food network, majored in economics and was in charge of writing the budget for the US’s nuclear program and drafted policy memos regarding construction of nuclear centrifuges under US presidents ford and carter
also she fund raises for planned parenthood and supports gay marriage so yeah this woman can budget, plan nuclear policy, and cook a mean meal and now u know
If you can’t make the nuclear centrifuge yourself, store bought is fine.
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
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My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Anonymous asked:
my OCD will not allow me to do That
Anonymous asked:
[whispers v quietly] i had 15k before nakeygate most of u are from bng (before nakeygate)
