The power went out at work again and I’m in the kitchen on my lunch break and it’s like fuck it who cares so I’m just sitting here eating my salad in pitch darkness
So the building is really old and shitty and maybe haunted so basically every time it rains the power flickers like crazy and sometimes goes out so guess who’s on fucking lunch again eating their stupid fucking salad in the dark
Oh fuck no the building is definitely haunted I was here with a couple others waiting for them to finish their work and a uline cart whipped out into an isle right in front of us like someone shoved it hard and no one was even remotely nearby
Please tell me if someone stumbles into the kitchen while you’re in there in the dark you do your best to scare the shit out of them
I say “welcome to my office” in a creepy voice
