Ex Astris Scientia — I'm gonna pee in that ballpit

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i'm gonna be the first tumblr user to make a convention just for myself

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right now you can get your EXCLUSIVE VIP tickets to ToastPotentCon on sale for just $79! just head over to www.peepee.org and enter the redemption code "MANLET" to purchase! food and water not included with the sale

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PORKUE will be just one of many guests, giving his speech on Furry Culture And YOU!: Why Everyone Should Participate in Anthropormorphism

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in reference to the classic 2014 tumblr historical event, dashcon, a ballpit will be present as a centerpiece in the event. attendees will not be allowed inside the ballpit as it is for decorational purposes only

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Due to the overwhelming response to the announcement of ToastPotentCon, here is a brief FAQ to clarify some points of interest!

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Good question! Our state-of-the-art convention will be hosted at none other than the Walmart Supercenter in Lexington, Nebraska. Just look for the gardening section!

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Fantastic! We will be hiring out booths to all tumblr creators, discoursers, communist annoyances, and extremely lost tourists with nothing better to do. If you would like to reserve a spot, please submit an application to our website with a link to your blog and all sideblogs so we can confirm that you have never been into Camp Camp or Bionicles.

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At this time, we are implementing a case-by-case dresscode. Feel free to dress however you want, but watch out!

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If you would like to apply as an egg-throwing assistant at the convention, we are currently taking applicants on our website.

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Great question! At our event, we will be spending approximately 82.5% of our budget on high-level security to ensure the compliance of all our guests. Please refrain from breaking the rules.

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No further questions at this time

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I’m gonna pee in that ballpit