27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Anonymous asked:
aww thank you!!
also that’s what calculators with txt programs on them are for lmao
Bro I fucking have Know Your Meme entries about me you cant talk to me unless you go through my agent (who is also my mom) now
Hey, what’s your mom’s phone number?
(778)-330-2389
ONE OF THE SEXIEST CLIP ON THE INTERNET
Someone: What are you thinking about?
Me, internally: Whenever John puts a new magazine into the Kimber 1911 he does a press check to make sure it didn’t jam, because Kimbers are notorious for jamming on the first bullet of a magazine. He doesn’t do that with any of the other guns. Also, he flicks out the old magazine to make sure it’s not stuck – something that never happens in movies but often in reality. This is some brilliant film making an love to detail.
Me, out loud: Not much.
Bro I fucking have Know Your Meme entries about me you cant talk to me unless you go through my agent (who is also my mom) now
One of my managers was pissed about me taking the day off to move in but it had already been approved by the district manager and I just was looking at her like this the whole time she ranted and raved about having to cover for me because no one else knows how to do my job
I make the most money out of all the ‘dock workers’ at the station by far but it’s still not a lot of money. I get quarterly raises and bonuses though which the other dock workers apparently don’t get
One of my managers was pissed about me taking the day off to move in but it had already been approved by the district manager and I just was looking at her like this the whole time she ranted and raved about having to cover for me because no one else knows how to do my job
Anonymous asked:
Lmaooo no I haven’t used that one
reblog if you agree.
I heard U were talking about me?
Holy shit. :3
Fine, fine. I’ll play.
YESSSSS
Can I play?
I may not be as impressive as the other wonderful women in this post, but I still have some muscle!
I reblogged this post yesterday or the day before thinking something along the lines of “wow these women are so gorgeous and ripped and I wish my muscles were that big but since then these pictures came into existence
and like maybe this post is EXACTLY where I belong.
Look at these strong ass women!
My poor gay heart can’t handle this. I am smol, throw me over your shoulder and carry me to Valhalla.
I’ve never seen women like me represented before!! This is me!
one day i will be buff enough to join The League Of Big Muscle Trans Girls™
THERE’S MORE OMFG THANK YOU JAMEELA
THIS IS THE CONTENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
I’ve watched this like 10 times bc it’s more about me learning the dance than him
