the 90s aesthetic of The X-Files is so comforting to me. VHS tapes, clunky phones, that modem sound we found so horrid then, adorable glasses that are too big for one’s face reflecting the curved surfaces and rectangular flashing cursors of boxy computer screens, Scully’s beautiful puffy coat. even dusty, shadowed rooms lit by flashlight beams, like campfire stories remembered in the dark, somehow seem nostalgic. in these moments, I can pretend I’m young again, wide-eyed enough to still believe the truth is out there, and I’m alive.

• calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”
• OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
• carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times
• #relateable social anxiety
• #relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation
• “boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)
• Millenial Rage
• “”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore
• being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest
• gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point
• turning nonsense statements into instant jingles
• “yyeeUP”
  
• “and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”

• calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”
• OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
• carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times
• #relateable social anxiety
• #relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation
• “boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)
• Millenial Rage
• “”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore
• being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest
• gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point
• turning nonsense statements into instant jingles
• “yyeeUP”
  
• “and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”

far from home trailer

are we??? gonna talk about it??

i mEAN

they just wanted to kill us all in the first five seconds

AND THEY FUCKING DID OMG OUR POOR PETER

FINALLY THE MULTIVERSE WAS CONFERMED I AM DYING I JUST CANT

AND OUR GIRL SHE KNEW SHE KNOWS OMG SHES GONNA END US ALL

WHAT DID HE SEE IM HONESTLY TERRIFIED WHAT DID HE SEE WITH TONY’S GLASSES

and haPPY OMG LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEASE

so now some questions

• is peter going to be the new iron man?
• are there going to be other spider-persona now that the multiverse has been “opened”?
• mysterio says that someone has to die, so are peter’s friends going to die?
• if i almost blacked out with a trailer that lasts not even three minutes, am i just going to die when i see the actual movie?