Ex Astris Scientia — I was facetiming my friend in the kitchen and my...

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I was facetiming my friend in the kitchen and my mom was in the room and she overheard him (jokingly) say something like “I’m a bottom I can’t do taco Tuesday” and the fucking. 3 seconds it took my mom to realize why those two might be connected before just going like

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