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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

being besties w/ ur mom is fun bc you get to make fun of eachother for ur celebrity crushes

like yeah i'd fuck jeff goldblum but YOU'D fuck sean connery so who's really in the right here apparently we both go for older men so i guess thats where i get it from i mean my dad is 12 years older so i should have expected it

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