Ex Astris Scientia — Catch me trying to tell my sister that tumblr is...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Catch me trying to tell my sister that tumblr is actually more tolerable than a lot of other sites and “master has given dobby a prostate orgasm” shows up on my screen. I honestly just started giggling and now my sister thinks I’m a degenerate

well it’s fucking true