Ex Astris Scientia — POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE...

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POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CATHOLICS:

  • Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health
  • Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time
  • Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.
  • Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

  • New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster
  • Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.
  • All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles
  • Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses
  • Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.
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DLC FIGHTER: EASTERN ORTHODOX

  • Reliquaries: Sufficiently powerful units will buff all surrounding units if defeated.
  • Theosis: Sufficiently upgraded units increase the power of god on death
  • Patriarchal Tradition: Orthodox units may fuck
  • Communal Confession: Orthodox units have 50% higher resistance to sin damage.
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DLC FIGHTER: MORMONISM

  • Esoteric Tradition: New units are are more difficult to train, but cheaper to upgrade once produced.
  • Revelation: Church Elder units can temporarily ignore "Extreme Racism" debuffs without investing in structural change.
  • Polygamy: Multiple Mormon units can be trained at the same time.
  • Hat Trick: Mormons have unique access to submarine units. (Just Google this one.)