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Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
imo theres nothing inherently wrong about industry plants. 1D, Avril Lavigne, etc make p good music that i like, like, the issue is that the stamps are so performative, and they get so defensive that its funny. theres also a whole bunch of serious issues (i.e. dollskill, racism, lyrics about S-A-ing a drunk man, the purple one (?) said the N word and is allegedly a trump supporter?, the fact that the purple one is “gay” then was offended at people thinking shes a lesbian, the “no more cis white guys” mentality when the blue one is literally married to a white guy) but the fact that they labelled themselves as “tumblr girls” then were bullied off tumblr is so fucking funny
tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
a post from me
ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I have officially lost all faith in my generation.
Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.
Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp
Goodbye world
I no longer want to associate with these people
Ever again
tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds
how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money
i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me
why yall so mad. tik tok is so soft and gentle. tik tok wants yall to have a good time. who tf are these 21 pilots. what kinda plane needs 21 pilots.
ICONIC → a playlist with the most iconic songs of the 21st century
i. whatcha say - jason derulo ii. burnin’ up - jonas brothers iii. see you again - miley cyrus iv. like a g6 - far east movement feat. dev v. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney vi. good girl gone bad - cobra starship vii. tik tok - kesha viii. down - jay sean ix. what makes you beautiful - one direction x. 7 things - miley cyrus xi. run it - chris brown xii. sos - jonas brothers xiii. low - florida feat. t-pain xiv. potential break up song - aly & aj xv. girlfriend - avril lavigne xvi. say ok - vanessa hudgens xvii. when i grow up - pussycat dolls xviii. don’t trust me - 3oh3 xix. shake it - metro station xx. circus - britney spears xxi. candy shop - 50cent xxii. single ladies - beyonce xxiii. fergalicous - fergie xxiv. hollaback girl - gwen stafani xxv. start all over - miley cyrus xxvi. sexy back - justin timberlake xxvii. milkshake - kelis xxviii. no air - jordin sparks feat chris brown xxix. call me maybe - carly rae jepson xxx. kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy
tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
a post from me
ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I have officially lost all faith in my generation.
Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.
Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp
Goodbye world
I no longer want to associate with these people
Ever again
tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds
im the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins
im the faith in our generation thats been lost
given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot
tony hawk pro catharsis
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
It happened again
Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.
given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot
tony hawk pro catharsis
