Ex Astris Scientia — patron saints are so funny, like some horrendous...

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patron saints are so funny, like some horrendous shit happens to them and the catholic church says "ok they're the patron saint of soap now"

lastvalyrian

or it’s like “this dude is the patron saint for fluffy pets and sleeping in :)” and you look him up and it turns out he was pulled apart by horses running in different directions in 426 CE