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That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
wait whose story? what's going on I just woke up
Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
this is literally so fucking funny
im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands
This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny
this is so cute
As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.
This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET
There Are So Many Satellites Set Up To Beam Funny Pee Videos Anywhere In The World You Have No Idea How Lucky You Are To Be Alive In This Era
In Rome They Can Watch The Same Funny Pee Videos As In Constantinople And You Have The Gall To Ask For Even More. Well How About You Put Down Your Nintendo Snitch Your X Bonks And Just Watch Some Foking Pee Video For Once
By Panic! At the Disco
By Me SEYMOUR And No Boddy Else
SEYMOUR! and No Boddy Else
You God That Right
Copyright Of Seymour. It Is By Seymour And No One Else @sandsvendor100
I Tell You What You Fellows Are On A Roll Tonight
Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.
I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
This is BONECHILLING
I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ
