27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Anonymous asked:
1. TurboTax is free and walks you through the steps. I’ve used it for the past few years now hassle free
2. https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/dinners-even-the-worst-cook-couldnt-mess-up
good beginner recipes
Anonymous asked:
my OCD will not allow me to do That
Anonymous asked:
[whispers v quietly] i had 15k before nakeygate most of u are from bng (before nakeygate)
I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, and although the network has managed to produce identifiable recipes, and even sometimes sort sweet from savory, it hasn’t actually managed to produce any good ones. Only a very few of them are technically doable. Three typical examples:
Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic
—-CAKE—-
1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1 white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1 magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.
From: Fial Hosselr Date: 24 Jul 96
Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats
2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes
6 cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
¼ cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.
plastic
1 Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1 plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed
Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.
Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract
2 eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20 eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powderSift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.
Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.
Posted by Adwing A
I mixed Mikes into a can of monster and it was the best decision I’ve ever made hooly shit
If you’re a fan of alcohol poisoning, sure.
I don’t think you know how alcohol poisoning works. If I mix the two, I’m drinking 27 fl. oz. of liquid, less than half of which is alcohol, as opposed to drinking 24 fl. oz. of mikes (if I drank 2 bottles in it’s place)
And I don’t know why this is a popular misconception, but adding an energy drink to alcohol doesn’t get you drunk faster.
Not to mention Mike’s is only 5% alcohol. You can drink a case of that shit and still not have alcohol poisoning. If we were talking hard liquor, that’s a different story.
My dad used to run a brewery so fight me scrublord I’m ripped
i just replaced my stupid brake pads and then the check oil light goes off 15k miles before it’s supposed to so I have to spend even more money on it I HATE MY TRASHCAR
i just replaced my stupid brake pads and then the check oil light goes off 15k miles before it’s supposed to so I have to spend even more money on it I HATE MY TRASHCAR
I feel like you have a Honda Civic
I was gonna say “almost as bad its a ford” but no I used to drive a 1992 honda civic and it fucking lasted AGES longer than this ford. It’s only a 2012 ford for christs sake and I want to drive it into a lake
