When girls are about to jump in the double dutch rope.
Lmaooo
I approve of this new "donut treatment"
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I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
behind the garage
And that’s the end of that mystery
why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents
Homer is a nuclear engineer
This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…
When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end
(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post
Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”
Me:
We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger
this is one of my favorite simpsons gags ever and a photoset wouldn’t do it justice
Anonymous asked:
my brother got given one of those sperm keyrings when he did sex ed - it was neon green and he called it jason. and then a few years later when they did another sex ed session, he got given a second sperm keyring - it was glow-in-the-dark and his name was simon. guess how many sperm keyrings i have. NONE. MY SCHOOL NEVER GAVE ME ANY. I’M SO JEALOUS.
RUDE
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce????
Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two?
(Honest question I am actually confused)
bisexual woman fucks pansexual man. neither of them is straight but they can have a child.
asexual woman fucks an asexual man just because together they decided that they wanted to have a child. neither of them is straight but they still managed to reproduce.
gay trans man fucks a gay cis man. they have a child that is bilogically their own and they are still gay as fuck.
two pansexual nonbinary people fuck and they have a child. no one in this relationship is straight or cis.
If you reproduce you’re no longer asexual.
hello, you are wrong as fuck.
asexuality means lack of sexual attraction. asexuals have still fully functioning genitals and their usage doesnt magically make asexuals feel sexual attraction.
Also scientist have found a way for two women to reproduce and I’m pretty sure they’ve done or are finding out a way for two men to reproduce as well.
No actual offense intended by this, because I think pregnant men would be cool, but wouldn’t that be kind of cruel to do that to men?
…some trans men can get pregnant completely naturally and there is nothing cruel about that if they wanted it. but i assume that you mean especially cis men. they cannot get pregnant, they have to get someone with uterus to carry the child.