Ex Astris Scientia — me: my wife? that old ball and chain? my wife, a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cemeterything

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

cemeterything

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this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

cemeterything

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life