27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
Anonymous asked:
do yall keep the frogs at frog-activating temps or are they cooled to keep them easy to handle? is there a frog sex dungeon. how big is the warehouse (how many frogs)
they are cooled
🐸Frogs🐸
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FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL
whats a mob to a king. whats a king to a god. whats a god to a non believer. whats a non believer to a poisonous dart frog
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a king
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a second poisonous dart frog
little girl can’t say “frog” (x)
Person recording: “Say frog!”
Child: “Fuck.”
Person recording: “Say frog!”
Child: “Fuck!”
Person recording: “Frog!”
[Person offscreen giggles]
Child: “Fuck!”
[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs
if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet
