whats up you shitposts loving fucks
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A few years ago I made a post about how we were entering a period of micromemes. Memes that only lasted a few days/weeks. Meme production over the last few years has only increased to the point of there being a new meme a few times a week. Meme production will increase, quicker and quicker into infinity. I warned against the dangers of a meme singularity. I fear that soon, the meme singularity (memeularity) will be upon us. Every meme will exist within each other into infinity. It’s already happening. Meme fusion is just a cheap tactic to make micromemes seem stronger. We will soon be splicing memes into an unrecognizable mutant disaster. The memepocalypse is upon us. I tried to warn you.
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo
meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
the bots now doall our discourse for us
thank god
THAT’S IT
I CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE
WHAT EVEN IS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if it makes you feel any better, the “thank god” part was human
you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit
way to ruin my immersion
think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at
i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad
i’m robot mom
Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasn’t a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?
it’s not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesn’t really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo
up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo
Bees are pretty.
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
next meme: overanalyzing memes and meme discourse
I think one of the most baffling memes of the last few years was the “Keep calm and ____” meme just because people disregarded the format more than any other meme I can think of. And I dont mean ironically like “look at me I am the captain now” how people would just throw phrases into it that didnt make sense, I mean how the phrase “keep calm” just because a marketing technique for literally anything. I saw a bumper sticker on a car this past weekend with the phrase “Keep calm and I am a Greyhound Owner.” The phrase “keep calm” adds nothing to it other than an excuse for the person to put a bumper sticker on their car saying that they are a greyhound owner.
Another amazing example of this was when Ben Carson tweeted this image on his birthday, implying that people were fraught with anxiety only to be calmed by the fact that it was Ben Carson’s birthday.
βCirce?β
βYes Odysseus?β
βWhereβs my crew?β
One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.
Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
for the record i dont give a shit about “down with cis” because i cant even take these little special snowflakes seriously but either way
this still doesnt give you an excuse to be hypocritical as hell and be overly sensitive dipshits
I just went through your blog and you you made it specifically to attack one 13 year old child. We’re done here.
“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.
……… down with the memegeoise.