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Got a spam text being like “find sexy singles in your area!!!!!” And I’m about to give this dude a heart attack
twitter is wild so there’s this minecraft youtuber named Dream that was trending a while back because he told all his fans to go spam a tag with keysmashes and just be really obnoxious in general to “piss off the antis”. Then the “antis” got #ripdream trending and the fans got super pissed and blamed it on the TWITTER EMPLOYEE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR STATING THE TRENDING TAGS (as if it’s not just a bot but whatever these fans are like 12). Now #captionguyisbiased is trending because the Dream stans want to dox this guy who they think is responsible for making them think Dream is dead even though the “guy responsible” is 100% an algorithm and not a person, and even if he was a real person why the fuck would HE be responsible for reporting a trending topic? Brain rot is real
Anonymous asked:
For real I HATE those posts that are like “every note this post gets I’ll stay alive for 1 minute longer” it’s so fucking manipulative and guilt trippy. Oh but of course YOU’RE the asshole if you say something about it. It’s manipulative and gross.
I just report them for threatening suicide at which point tumblr will spam their email with like suicide hotlines and stuff. Like not to sound heartless but I’ve been there and done that and notes aren’t gonna do shit for you if you’re already in that state of mind to kill yourself. Don’t put your suicide in the hands of random strangers on the internet and actually get help.
I am deceased
minor update:
reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them
Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.
Just got my favorite spam message on Reddit
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
Watch the video, you won’t regret. XD
Got my FAVE spam email today merry Christmas y’all 😂😂
This post is getting marked NSFW and I think that’s a travesty.
You’re wrong, the lack of railings is the very definition of NSFW
