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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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justiceleaque

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing

notajerusalemcricket

None of the images in the notes look like eachother but they all look like Clark wtf

notajerusalemcricket

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that0n3teen

Every time this graces my dash I can’t help but laugh until I’m on the verge of tears

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battlships

Considering he was written to represent Jewish values, he should probably be Middle Eastern.

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I’m so here for black Jewish Superman

brasspistol

YES (ps I read is Superman Jewish fyi he is)

bemusedlybespectacled

Black Jewish Superman? Then we know who needs to play him.

Clark Kent:

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And then he changes…

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…into Superman.

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kevineleventh

♪ I’M TAKING THIS CAPE BY THE REIGNS MAKIN SKIN CELLS POWERED BY SUNS RAYS ♪

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elfgrove

OH MY GOD YOU DID THE THING. BLESS YOU.

♪ YO, TURNS OUT WE HAD A SECRET WEAPON! AN IMMIGRANT WE KNOW AND LOVE, WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN!  ♪

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twinkothydrake

tan france gave john mulaney a makeover. you should go watch the full video :)

transtarks

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declansdumb

full offense no video other than this one matters

if you think anything is more important than

  • tan france calling john mulaney fuckable
  • john mulaney having an identity crisis because he got told he looks old
  • john mulaney also admitting that all he wanted was to be a 50s stage performer
  • tan france saying john mulaney has a nice ass
  • john mulaney blushing at being told he has a nice ass

you’re wrong.

randomperson2167

one more thing to add:

Tan France calling John Mulaney fuckable multiple times

kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow

“No I assumed you do, which I why I said that. Straight men.”

augurofauguring
lokilesbian

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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jandicebarov

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

lokilesbian

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

someunprofessionalblogger someunprofessionalblogger

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

lokilesbian

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t3sticles

Lost in the sauce

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my-dc-universe

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

fuckyeahdiomedes

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

itswalky

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

katjohnadams

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

stubbierodin
lokilesbian

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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jandicebarov

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

lokilesbian

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

someunprofessionalblogger someunprofessionalblogger

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

lokilesbian

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t3sticles

Lost in the sauce

purgavtory
dianasofthemyscira

You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again!
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

estebanwaseaten

This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:

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He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion:

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Acting.

mcgregorswench

This is a perfect example that proves that the Clark Kent disguise actually does work….and how it works….

intjint

Christopher Reeve was the best Superman and still is

geekinglikeaboss

Are we gonna discuss that Lois Lane rationalized that Superman wouldn’t even feel a bullet, thus wouldn’t even know he hadn’t been hit, causing Clark Kent to reveal himself for who he truly is without her having to risk anybodies life?

I work with a bunch of older people and most of them are smokers which makes me feel like fucking superman in comparison because I can hear and smell things they cant. Like I can hear one of their phones going off on vibrate halfway across the warehouse or my favorite, I was checking in packages and got the faintest scents of popcorn and I looked to the girl that was with me and was like “do you smell popcorn??” and she looked at me like I was maybe on crack but a half hour later they guy that checks the packages for contraband pulls out a bunch of bagged popcorn so cue me and the other girl cheering that I wasn’t insane

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