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The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned
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were you cooking this in the sewer
Chernobyl fleshlight
Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together.
Arguably the worst post on this site
CRINGE Son’s FAIL Report Card Compilation (VERY FUNNY)
God I feel bad for that kid
god i cannot express just how fucked up you are if you watch/give a shit about ‘youtube families....................truly unhinged behaviour
Imagine being a kid and your parents broadcast all of your failures and personal life to the world and you cant do shit about it because you're a child
FRESH PRINT FRIDAY!
Summer is almost here and if you’re as pale as I am, this hat is a necessity for all of your outdoor activities. Available in multiple colors here:
this is the most amazing cover i’ve ever heard
This cover has it all: fantasically confusing yet badass band name, the well-loved instrumentals of the original, and a smooth voice bringing some fresh, chilling vibes to this timeless classic. 120/10, would enter the afterlife to the tune of this.
I mean
look at these things
they’re like tiny
fluffy
dragons
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
in caves
and leaves
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
sky puppies
Look at that last little one go “Splat! Flop, flop.” So cute!!
always reblog sky puppies
precious dipshits ♥
I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂
It was funny but the very last second really pushed it over the edge into amazing
Is…is this how Terfs come out?
non-binary-pieceofshit asked:
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you!!!
My foster kitten
is trying
to steal
my beer.
Guys…
Please…
turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.
I love Jocelyn the kitten.
Omg precios baby 😭
Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭
isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products
This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.
left wall follower fail
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how fucking dare you call it a failure youre the one moving the exit you abhorrent monster
yeah wth? that’s like the most utterly unreasonable assumption to violate to make it fail, too. like of course it can’t find the exit, literally any algorithm will fail if you add in “also the exit changes location every time you get close to it” as an extra condition
is this another infinite chocolate thing, where the person expectd us not to notice the moving exit and be amazed that they beat the system
do not bully the worm
Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!
•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.
•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.
•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.
•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.
