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why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

grimeclown

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

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dailymail.co.uk

Colin Kaepernick donated $25K to group honoring convicted cop killer

Kaepernick's foundation made the donation to Chicago-based Assata's Daughter's, named after former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur, in April as part of a $1million pledge.

italianguy617

Colin Kaepernick donated $25,000 to group named after convicted cop killer and former Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur who broke out of jail and fled to Cuba

Colin Kaepernick’s foundation made the donation to Assata’s Daughters in April
The Chicago-based charity is named in honor of cop killer Assata Shakur
Shakur was convicted in the 1973 shooting death of a New Jersey state trooper
The Black Liberation Army member escaped from prison and lives in Cuba
She was godmother to rapper Tupac Shakur, whose stepfather aided the escape

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postmarxed

NICE

unbossed

Here’s their donation link.

kingjaffejoffer

Excellent news

thatoneniggawiththedreads

They still putting ‘convicted cop killer’ on headlines like this the 80’s and shit. Who the fuck don’t know who Assata Shakur is by now?

kaijuno

what will i hit first 69,420 posts or 50k followers

kaijuno

actually I’m gonna make my 69,420th post my 50k followers announcement

Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s... — Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe **@ionizesnatomizes** @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr **@pastelprincee** @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union **@deadwrongunicorn** @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh **@maitishook** @yukachips **@perseiids** @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece **@xfalsee** @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin **@fr0ttagecheese** @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo **@hiimchekr** @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo **@avocadoshirts** @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats **@leander-ligo** @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3

!!! follow forever

what will i hit first 69,420 posts or 50k followers

fr0styfingers

ironinkpen:
“ ironinkpen:
“ ironinkpen:
“If you’re planning on donating to the ACLU today, take a screenshot of your donation receipt and post it in reply to this tweet! Your amount will be matched!!
”
He’s matching up to $50K now!! (x)
”
now up to...

Anonymous asked:

how many people are following you

25k

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thwippersnapple

Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!

bisexualbaker

[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]

[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]

Chuck Tingle is a gift.

bisexualbaker

OMG the summary:

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.

Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?

Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.

Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.

This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

Anonymous asked:

26k isn't even top 1k tumblr accounts my dude

Unless you’re David Karp I don’t believe that tbh I don’t even think that many people are on this site

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pissvortex

anybody else notice that jared leto is a cult leader now or has the relentless news cycle just made this an unremarkable event

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physcomitrium

hes actually been doing this shit for years now. hes been running a "camp" since 2015. its $1k for 2 nights. if u dont wanna share a room w someone the "vip experience" is aboug $6500 and even a day pass is like $400. meet and greets cost about $900 and they wear surgical gloves. the fans are called "the echelon" and he constantly repeats the phrase "you wouldnt understand", so when theres any critcism against the band the fans are quick to come to their defense because they already have a them vs us mentality. and i believe in 2013 jared leto held a competition of some sort where the prize was sleeping in his bed. hes a creep and its definitely a cult