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Anonymous asked:
did you know that hyenas loaf like cats do? look it up there's pictures
catsnraincoats-archive answered:
This is the best fact I’ve ever heard thank you so much anon
Hyena loafers…someone draw it
You rang?
Here’s a drawing of a loafing hyena.
Hyenas fucking love baths
the correct number of times to reblog this video is “every”
Literally the worst cats
i love them
better lion king plot: nala murders scar herself, becomes the most respected and powerful queen in lion history, no one ever finds simba
you think this might be sad for simba but listen: he was perfectly happy in his tiny tropical paradise with his gay dads. nala is clearly the superior leader. shed probably lead the lion/hyena democracy. everyone is happy in this situation
and of course, nala has like 9 girlfriends. all is well
And then the pride dies out because no males to breed with…you didn’t think this though or understand that they are, and this is circuital, LIONS AND NOT PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE THE SAME SENSIBILITIES/MORALS we do…but you know, this delusional idea is sure to sell with retards like you so have fun with your poorly constructed head cannon.
You also forget this movie is HAMLET with LIONS you dunce, so the movie plot with follow the play. Fuck retards like you and your stupid ideas. HOLY FUCK.
things real lions do: polygamy, same sex relations
things real lions don’t do: reenact hamlet, sing elton john songs
Imagine being that bitter about cartoon lions
I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
This process right here??? Cinematic gold.
"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Alfred: she got a hyena
Bruce: oh shit
Alfred: she named it after you
Bruce: Aww
this has been the only good addition to this post
Anonymous asked:
sure! I’ll tag them as fatphobia cw
Anonymous asked:
Lmaoooooooo
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
