Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

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Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel
Anonymous asked:
Eat them
checkmate vegans
Wow. How nice to make fun of vegans instead of using your brains for once second and thinking about the pain animals go through so you can eat them. And no, plants can’t feel pain and they are not sentient. So there is not “chekmate” and this isn’t funny. It just shows how pathetic and insensitive you’all are. Now go eat your disgusting animals products and continue pretending that you do no harm because you’d need a heart of care and feel guilty and you don’t have one. Just do that without bothering those who are doing something to help animals.
Does lying help u sleep at night? With every bite u take ur carrot is screaming.
zero light plants
THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.
just as a heads up- philodendron and pothos can poison your animals badly if they eat them. dracaena and sanseveria won’t kill your fur babies, but they will give them some hecka gastrointestinal distress. spider plant and kentia palm will not hurt your pets if they ingest.
genuine question: if you’re allergic to bees, can you eat them?
Most ppl are just allergic to the bee… venom? that comes with getting stung so if a bee is prepared correctly by removing the venom sac, you could theoretically eat a bee even if you were allergic. I guess.
You know you can eat them if you want. They’re non toxic (although some are coated in a layer of Cobalt II so don’t make a habit of it). The only reason it says do not eat is because it’s a choking hazard for children.
professor-pastry-deactivated201 asked:
DISGUSTING
i think communismkills is a great person and hope to one day give her a box of lemons, so i can watch her eat them one by one
why
i did not write that, this is plagiarism or fraud or something i forget
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
well you did ask
Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.
you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.
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