I was laying in bed pants off chillin and I felt something crawling on my inner leg and I turned on my phone light and it was a giant fucking black spider and I freaked out and jumped up and it’s running across the carpet and the closest thing I had was a deodorant stick on my desk to kill it with so here I am coochie out stabbing the carpet with a deodorant stick to kill a pervert spider jesus christ
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