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i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown
The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
“Stop being dead right now”
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
lmao an absolute delight
my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite
or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it
I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
“Stop being dead right now”
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
I really love how there’s that second of worry when they all go down - you can see him straighten up, ready to run over - before he realizes it and starts laughing. And he can actually take a joke! Great joke, great teacher.
British people care more about Jenny and Lee on Gogglebox than a dead prince, which is of course the correct answer
British people care more about DMX than a dead prince, which is another correct answer
“My Rosie’s dead. My dream is dead. And these monstrous things should be at the bottom of the river… along with me.”
alfred molina as doc ock • spider-man 2 (2004)
Anonymous asked:
Sorry I am dead. But it’s ok I have a pager
mozart is dead?
why did no one tell me.
been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
He co-founded Hands Up United and was instrumental in the Ferguson protests. He was found dead in a burning car in September. Case is unsolved.
Two years before, another Ferguson protester, Deandre Joshua, was also found dead in a burning car. Case is unsolved.
And now…do you remember this man? On the viral photo that was everywhere?
His name was Edward Crawford. He was found dead today. In a car.
The police are saying it was self-inflicted.
Someone is hunting Ferguson protesters.
I’ve been posting a bit about different podcasts I really like and I’ve gotten asks about what ones I recommend and honestly my favorite ones are Preforming Arts podcasts and I have a bunch here that I feel like you guys would really like, and most of them are in the same vein as WTNV!
The Bright Sessions: Dr. Bright provides therapy to the strange and unusual; their sessions have been recorded for research purposes. Her patients include a time traveler, an empath, and a mind reader!
The Black Tapes: The Black Tapes is a weekly podcast from Pacific Northwest Stories and Minnow Beats Whale, and is hosted by Alex Reagan. The Black Tapes is a serialized docudrama about one journalist’s search for truth, her enigmatic subject’s mysterious past, and the literal and figurative ghosts that haunt them both. How do you feel about paranormal activity or the Supernatural? Ghosts? Spirits? Demons? Do you believe?
Alice Isn’t Dead: A new serial fiction podcast from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale. A truck driver searches across America for the wife she had long assumed was dead. In the course of her search, she will encounter not-quite-human serial murderers, towns literally lost in time, and a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman.
Within The Wires: A new serial fiction podcast from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale and Alice Isn’t Dead. Set within an alternate reality, “Within the Wires” tells stories in the guise of instructional audio programs. Season One, “Relaxation Cassettes,“ is a 10 part scripted fiction podcast that takes the form of an audio course on full body relaxation issued by The Institute to you, (the listener) a nameless medical inmate. Who is this narrator? Is she relaying something more than just relaxation techniques, and is she to be trusted? And are there subliminal messages hidden within the music? As listeners move through the relaxation curriculum a deeper and more personal story unravels.
King Falls AM: King Falls AM centers on a lonely little mountain town’s late-night AM talk radio show and it’s paranormal, peculiar happenings and inhabitants.
The Message: The Message is a new podcast following the weekly reports and interviews from Nicky Tomalin, who is covering the decoding of a message from outer space received 70 years ago. Over the course of 8 episodes we get an inside ear on how a top team of cryptologists attempt to decipher, decode, and understand the alien message.
TANIS: Tanis is a bi-weekly podcast from the creators of Pacific Northwest Stories, and is hosted by Nic Silver. Tanis is a serialized docudrama about a fascinating and surprising mystery: the myth of Tanis.Tanis is an exploration of the nature of truth, conspiracy, and information. Tanis is what happens when the lines of science and fiction start to blur…
Limetown: Ten years ago, over three hundred men, women and children disappeared from a small town in Tennessee, never to be heard from again.In this seven-part podcast, American Public Radio host Lia Haddock asks the question once more, "What happened to the people of Limetown?”
Archive 81: A few weeks ago, my friend Daniel Powell disappeared. Before he vanished, he sent me hours and hours of audio he’d collected while working as an archivist at HHCNYS. The tapes are… strange. I’m not entirely sure if they’re real or not, but I’m posting them in the hope that someone can tell me what’s happened to Dan.
