look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
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if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
31 Days of Halloween - What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement
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excited that with the rise of media like The Old Guard, Good Omens, and What We Do In The Shadows, Immortal Queers™️ is becoming a trope.
it’s like the reverse of “kill your gays” and everything I have ever wanted.
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i would die for every piece of rhys darby’s dialogue in this movie edited over clips of coran
If vampires were real there’d be an MLM trying to sell you ineffective anti-vampire creams and an MLM trying to sell you fake training courses to turn you into a vampire.
You got anything against gay men’s work ethic or
nevermind
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there