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i want to reiterate that im not making a post about this just to like. i dunno complain about something. disney is the largest media corporation on the planet, and they have been for a long time. they have infinite resources at their disposal. they have entire teams of animators and character designers and insanely talented people working for them. stuff like this gets vetted by dozens of people, people had to individually look at this dipshit design and be like yep. thats what we want. that’s our new marketable character. he looks like fucking gumby im done
i cant take it anymore
u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
did people think we were fucking joking about this
I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign


I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo
Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*
Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma
keifer sutherland is in monsters vs aliens
This is such a neutral post. One little add on could turn Kiefer Sutherlands appearance into a good thing or bad thing.
“Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs aliens :/”
“Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs aliens uwu”
But it’s not like that for you. It never was. You just wanted to remind everyone that he was there. True neutral. Hey look, there’s Kiefer Sutherland. Hey look, the sky is blue. Hey look, there are advertisements on tumblr now. No opinions here. Just the objective facts. Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs. aliens. This is the kinda unbiased journalism we need more of. Or as you would say, this is a post on tumblr.
Tumblr needs more posts like this
Unknown Creature Photographed in a Tree?
A woman by the name of Sonya says she captured this picture while out testing her first digital camera. When she got home and began reviewing the pictures she’d taken, she noticed one of them showed an unknown creature with a horse-shaped head sitting high up in a tree. Judging from the picture, it looks like she may have been taking pictures with her child at a cemetery. Though the location of where the picture of taken wasn’t specified, some have speculated that the creature is the legendary Jersey Devil.
Legend says the Jersey Devil is said to be the 13th son born to a family in the 1700’s, and when he was born, it’s said that he transformed and became a grotesque creature with cloven feet, a goats head (though some say the creature has a horse head), bat wings and a forked tail. Yet, despite the monstrous creature described in the legend, the creature in the photo looks like someone just put a horse head mask up in a tree. While the head does appear to be attached to a monstrous-looking body, it’s possible that it’s merely the tree branches.
But, let’s playing devil’s advocate and say the picture shows a real creature. Aside from the horse-shaped head, the creature doesn’t look much like the Jersey Devil, mainly because it doesn’t appear to have wings. It really doesn’t look like anything we’ve ever seen before, so it’s hard to say what it could’ve been other than some kind of new cryptid. However, I personally think this is a hoax. I just can’t get over the fact that the creature looks like a mask in a tree. That’s just my opinion though, and I’d like to hear your thoughts on this picture. Do you think it shows a real creature, possibly the Jersey Devil, sitting in a tree? Or is this a hoax?
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be quiet tiffany it’s literally just a leaf
just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature
Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.
hero’s journey
and this man? Odysseus
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