Ex Astris Scientia — what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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worldhammerer-old

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

jamesspaderswakipai

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

elf-kid2

Maple syrup vampire husband