Ex Astris Scientia — My mom’s half asleep as I’m walking out the door...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My mom’s half asleep as I’m walking out the door for work and she’s usually like “have a good day love you” blah blah but today she just looked at me and said “later bitch”